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Ode To A Scammer

by Angie Kuske

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A tongue-in-cheek dig at the many scammers who land in your DMs trying to get money out of you! This is a fun, up tempo and catchy song which I'm sure many people, musicians especially, will relate to. We constantly have scammers popping up in our DMs asking inane questions such as "Are you artist", or trying to get money out of you to "promote" your music or to pay for airplay on an obscure internet radio station. So this is a dig at those unscrupulous people!

lyrics

Intro:
Here’s a tale we know so well
The social media scammer hell
And you’ll know what their part is
When they ask you “are you artist”
Clear as a bell from my profile page
I’m getting scammer rage

Verse 1:
You follow me I follow back
Then my DMs go rat a tat tat
Cheap promo
And cryptic crypto
Horny girls want me so bad
Looking for a male appendage they can make bigger
If you really wanna do some damage, dig a little deeper

Chorus:
I’m not your bro
I’m not your fam boy
Don’t DM your spammy old scam
I’m not your bro
If you think I am boy
You shoulda gone to the spec seller man oh yeah

Verse 3:
You follow me I follow back
Here we go again, rat a tat tat
You have a girl who needs a man
I can view her pics if I click your plan
But I don’t have a male appendage she can make bigger
If you really wanna do some damage, dig a little deeper

Chorus:
I’m not your bro
I’m not your fam boy
Don’t DM your spammy old scam
I’m not your bro
If you think I am boy
You shoulda gone to the spec seller man oh yeah

Bridge:
Take your lousy low promo
And stick it where the blocked guys go

Chorus:
I’m not your bro
I’m not your fam boy
Don’t DM your spammy old scam
I’m not your bro
If you think I am boy
You shoulda gone to the spec seller man oh yeah

Outro:
That’s the tale we know so well
The social media scammer hell
And you’ll know what their part is
When they ask you “are you artist”
Clear as a bell from my profile mate
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK

Chorus:
I’m not your bro
I’m not your fam boy
Don’t DM your spammy old scam
I’m not your bro
If you think I am boy
You shoulda gone to the spec seller man oh yeah

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released October 27, 2022
Written and performed by Angie Kuske

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Angie Kuske UK

I'm a Singer-Songwriter based in Kent, UK. I started writing lyrics in the early 90s until work took over. I gradually taught myself how to use Garageband and now create all my songs from start to finish. I write unique, catchy pop songs with an 80s influence. I believe my lyrics have meaning and imagery which I hope people can relate to. Music links: linktr.ee/AngieKuskeMusic ... more

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